My problem sometimes is that I have the undesirable ability to see people in ways that they would never be able to see themselves; even if they sincerely tried.
See, now that I think of it, it’s not as bad as it sounds. My real problem is that I’ve always been caught hoping for someone to return the favour.
Oh, Hope. Why do you have to be so trivial? I would have given up on you by now if I hadn’t any belief in you. You know something’s wrong when you have to hope that you’re not wasting your time hoping.
So I have this habit of combining normal, everyday words to make them cuter or more appealing. I do this because sometimes, I reckon the English language falls short of describing our true feelings - everyday it forces us to adjust to it because the lack of words usually leads to an inability to explain certain emotions.
Making up words, in most cases, completely defeats the purpose of having one in the first place seeing as hardly anyone beyond a little social circle would actually comprehend its true meaning. I say this despite my utmost faith in the power of the internet to spread and diversify language. Most words created over the net are just retarded to boot, and when there are ones that actually make a real impact on language - they usually tend to be abbreviations rather than singular words for multiple and/or unexplainable feelings. Therefore I’ve tried to compromise. Well, you’ll get what I mean via the examples.
Ideal examples would be funtacular (fun + spectacular), flustrated (flustered + frustrated), and clamazing (I was drunk, and the seafood was awesome).
One thing I absolutely hate is when I stumble upon two words which absolutely fit each other but happen to be immensely difficult to combine without having them sound retarded. Two words that fall under this very description would be awesome and awful. Two words which describe last night perfectly. ‘Awfully awesome’ is the next best thing I guess. Actually I quite like the sound of that now - anything with a hint of irony tends to be absolutely wonderful. Just like the way you can ‘miss someone quite terribly’.
Have you ever thought of what it would be like to be a stuffed toy? Have people throw you around like some miniature rag doll and in certain cases insert their fists into you if you were... a hand puppet sorta stuffed toy?
You know, that all happens to me anyway. Except for the ass rapeage. That's something I'd like to keep in my mind's figurative bank.
Yes, I know.
Then why'd you ask?
I thought you'd finally admit to being sodomized.