Gratuitous Profanity: Archive

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Watch

Nazi Zombies

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Oh, Catullus

A mighty pain to love it is, And ‘tis a pain that pain to miss; But of all pains, the greatest pain Is to love, but love in vain.

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Hello, Problema

My problem sometimes is that I have the undesirable ability to see people in ways that they would never be able to see themselves; even if they sincerely tried. See, now that I think of it, it’s not as bad as it sounds. My real problem is that I’ve always been caught hoping for someone to return the favour. Oh, Hope. Why do you have to be so trivial? I would have given up on you by...

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“Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your...”

– The Architect from The Matrix Reloaded

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A Different Look at Common Things →

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Word Habit

So I have this habit of combining normal, everyday words to make them cuter or more appealing. I do this because sometimes, I reckon the English language falls short of describing our true feelings - everyday it forces us to adjust to it because the lack of words usually leads to an inability to explain certain emotions. Making up words, in most cases, completely defeats the purpose of having one...

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Es tan corto el amor, y es tan largo el olvido.

Translation: Love is so short, forgetting is so long. From the poem Puedo Escribir by Pablo Neruda

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“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and...”

– Charlie in Chbosky’s The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

Apr 26th

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Mmm...

Strawberries. Check. Whipped Cream. Check. Caster Sugar. Check. Melted Chocolate. Check. Now all I need is a helpless victim to eat this all on. Nothing sexual. I just want a warm, fleshy plate of goodness to eat this all on. Hohoho.

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Manchester

I’m going there. Now.

Apr 23rd

Stuffed and Sodomized, Apparently

T: Have you ever thought of what it would be like to be a stuffed toy? Have people throw you around like some miniature rag doll and in certain cases insert their fists into you if you were... a hand puppet sorta stuffed toy?
R: You know, that all happens to me anyway. Except for the ass rapeage. That's something I'd like to keep in my mind's figurative bank.
T: Yes, I know.
R: Then why'd you ask?
T: I thought you'd finally admit to being sodomized.

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